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Drunken Santa

Drunken Santa Rate : 3.5

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Application Description

New Year's fireworks and explosions, that is what you will find in our game.

Christmas gifts are to be delivered on time!

That's why Santa's armored sleigh is speeding through the city on a Christmas Eve, ramming and crashing cars, buses, and giant heavy multiton trucks!

New Year's fireworks and explosions, that is what you will find in our game.

The feature list includes, but is not limited to:

  • Realistic armored jet sleigh handling
  • Liquid sleigh repair nanokits in whiskey bottles
  • Unique crash physics
  • Wrecks and explosions
  • Beautiful night city on a Christmas Eve
  • Lots of cars you can destroy with your throwing gifts and presents
  • Different sled models
  • Amazing realistic graphics
  • Robust and painfully truthful Christmas traffic simulations
  • Achievements and leaderboards
  • Easy controls
  • Love, Happiness, and Christmas Cheers
  • Awesome sound design
  • Offline and online play
  • Great variety in traffic: buses, SUVs, heavy trucks

If you like this game, you bet we are going to add even more stuff!

Gameplay

  • Wreck other cars to earn points
  • Successive wrecks and combos give bonus points
  • Liquid sleigh repair nanokits restore health
  • Earn the most points and check out your place on a world leaderboard

Unfortunately, we couldn't implement all of the features we wanted to. In our app, you won't find:

  • A way to order a taxi - Santa Claus drives himself.
  • Many different levels
  • Multi-language support
  • Real car driving experience
  • Existing modern supercars or muscle cars
  • Dangerous overtakes
  • Burning asphalt - it's winter. The road is cold.
  • Match-3 gameplay
  • Real car sounds
  • Police chases - everybody loves Santa
  • Guns and gunplay (although we may add Santa bazooka later)
  • Real ridiculously expensive elite cars
  • Donald Trump

Also, although we really tried to add these features, we couldn't make it in time, so you won't be able to:

  • Smash enemies with swords
  • Defeat and kill monsters and bosses
  • Level up heroes
  • Race a real brand sports car on busy streets
  • Buy new cars - Santa only drives sleighs
  • Upgrade cars nor level up cars - Santa only drives sleighs
  • Become the best driver
  • Do tricks and stunts - Santa is all about safety. And booze.

But you can experience real holiday madness and lots of crazy awesome moments playing our game. Explosions, presents, and Christmas spirits!

In our humble opinion, this is the best holiday game of 2017 and, although we may be biased, maybe even the best Christmas game of 2018!

We would also like to think that we made the best racing game of 2017 and, we would go as far as to say, the best racing game of 2018! Although that is not particularly true, because it is not strictly a racing game. Oh well.

P.S. The developers in no way condone or approve of Santa Claus's actions in this game, please abide by the traffic laws.

Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, and Happy New Year! Cheers!

What's New in the Latest Version 0.0.5

Last updated on Dec 12, 2017

  • Increased speed sleigh! Now Santa is hurrying even faster!
  • Added new machines.
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